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Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Star Wars
  • La La Land
  • Interstellar

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  • Snow White

    ★½

  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    Live Action: with completely animated dwarfs… theater sound was fucked beyond belief for 45 mins until they finally fixed it. Idk when it was worse honestly. At one point I was so damn angry at everything culminated by the fact the movie was so boring and looks like shit. Idk if it’s a talent issue or what it is, but movies that look like this make me sick

    This is one absolutely awful episode of Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe…

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★½

    320 million dollar budget and the cast looks like they’re wearing party city going out of business clearance wigs. It’s appalling. Industry is totally creatively bankrupt. Russo brothers are fucking losers. Wow we should all live in the moment & be connected off our phones! A mole getting whacked on the head with a rubber mallet gets it less on the nose than the stupid fucking staring into the camera theme explaining 

    Millie Bobby Brown is garbage. Btw she looks literally nothing like a kid 

    Tucci Alert 🚨

    Anora - 6M 
    6M X 53 = 318M
    Fifty fucking three….

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  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ½

    DNF. Utter and complete bollocks. Fucking sucks. Pretentious douchebag Mike Mills. One of the most annoying children in history. Fuck that twerp. Jesus Christ that was one of the most agonizing watches. Tried to make it to the end to at least give it 1 star for finishing. Nope impossible. Walk out. Trying insanely hard to be natural and teach you some dumb as fuck lesson. If that’s my kid I’m killing myself. No 2 ways about it. Wanna pretend…

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort

    The Young Girls of Rochefort

    ★½

    Don’t want to hear another song sung in French for the rest of my life. I do not care.


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