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The Lighthouse 2019
Seeing Robert Pattinson jerk off and show his entire bare ass more than once in less than 24 hours wasn’t something I thought would ever happen to me but alas.
The pervert deep within my heart couldn’t believe her luck, however, the respectful woman that I am analytically views these scenes as a testament to the raw unfiltered animalistic nature of man—we simply cannot resist ourselves when left to our own devices. we must bust in the name of sanity!…
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The Revenant 2015
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I didn’t really notice this before but the scenes constantly transition from the tranquil beauty of nature to the tense, gritting existence of the humans within it. every time people are in the shot something stressful is happening, and then it flips to quiet, vast and grand landscapes. pristine execution for intensity building.
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Longlegs 2024
All the things I hate the most wrapped up into one film 😀 Basements, life sized dolls, demons, snow, and all the other freaky shit nobody likes. Took off my glasses a few times to make everything blurry. Pro tip: It’s not that scary if you can’t see what’s happening 🤝🏼 super creepy very weird extremely unsettling. definitely kept me up at night.
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