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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2005
There is a scene dedicated to the kind and caring nature of the shark, but there could have been more sharks.
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Shark Tale 2004
This is the ‘cod’-father of shark movies - pun intended. Lots of sharks, and a deeply positive representation of the likes. The fish are scheming and evil and horrible, the sharks are sensitive and kind. This is the kind of shark rep I want to be seeing.
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Wicked 2024
Hey shark heads! I set out with high hopes for this movie, as the opening scene has a large body of water in it - perfect for sharks. There were fish in the water, but no sharks. There are also talking animals… yet, again, not a single shark.
The entire plot of the film is about animal rights, but there were no sharks whatsoever, despite sharks being the figure heads of the animal rights movement. I enjoyed the dancing and…Translated from by -
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014
Just when you thought the monkeys couldn’t be any more dope, they give them Kalashnikovs.
However, I think the CGI is worse in this film. Where did the budget go? Unclear. Looses two stars for weird CGI.
On a more serious note, the most unrealistic part of this film is not the virus that killed everyone (that happened), or that Americans love guns (happened), but rather the fact that people didn’t hear the monkeys talk, and go
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