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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  A film where I low key hate everyone but that didn’t make me too upset to enjoy the feature (I am ruled by emotions and the vapors in my blood), that’s a dub.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 1

  So freaking good, but probably about 15 minutes too long. Lily Rose-Depp is incredible, but everyone crushes it. Super creepy, super fun, watch at the theater if you can!

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  Road House 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2024

  Bad. Killing me if you said this was written by a robot I’d ask what its model number was and then kill that robot with hammers. I’d gladly agree with the humans from terminator two that solar power is bad as a result of this film. Make the sky black to kill our oppressors. Connor macgregor made me lol at his intro, but aside from that pretty forgettable. One hopes, at least.

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  Rebel Ridge 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  Man. Needed the Saulnier Payoff and it just didn’t hit. Overall really enjoyed the film, and look forward to what’s next!

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