I was so incredibly bored throughout this entire film. And that's not due to the fact that there's nothing going on, as there is a million things this film want to try and cram into it's 2 hour run-time. It's more so due to the fact that this movie fails to get me invested into a single facet of itself. It wasn't even very fun to make fun of, just a sluggish yet jam-packed ride of hodge-podged slop. Not slop…
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Jurassic Park 1993
A movie that holds up after 3 decades. The CGI still holds up with its odd quirks and lifelike qualities. And the characters!! The main archeologist dude's character arc is overt but in an effective way. And the plot structure is just perfect. I'm all over the place right now though, so I apologize for that.
This movie is great in all aspects. Cinematography, effects, writing, quotability, all great.
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