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Far from Heaven 2002
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Director Season 1: Todd Haynes
The use of colour in this film is astoundingly beautiful. The camerawork likewise, evocative of 1950s cinema, looks absolutely spectacular in every gorgeous frame. The scene in the gay speakeasy sticks with me: the green, alien lighting, the subtle understanding of the social dynamics, and the looks shared by the men that are both pained and lustful... Todd Haynes is a master of gay cinema. Like in his previous films, particularly the thematically similar Safe,…
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Anatomy of a Fall 2023
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Tbf if my husband was repeatedly blasting a steel pan instrumental cover of P.I.M.P. at 100 decibels I would probably murder him too
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Winter's Bone 2010
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Jennifer Lawrence is so baby here but you can see exactly why she was tapped for The Hunger Games (I mean she's basically proto-Katniss but more grounded.)
Anyway men SUCK, the army SUCKS, I can't believe people live this way honestly but it's just tragic. Insidious and parasitic. At 17 I was doing my A-Levels, not cutting off my dad's hands with a chainsaw to prove he's dead.
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Witness 1985
The Academy loooved nominating films like this for Best Picture in the 80s didn't they? Anyway I relate to Rachel because I also would fall in love with Harrison Ford so hard I would consider giving up being Amish. The scene where she lustfully watches him chug lemonade whilst dripping with sweat? I understand.
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The Apprentice 2024
Funny and entertaining... until it becomes terrifying. Sebastian Stan embodies Trump in a near-unrecognisable performance without slipping into caricature, which is impressive when playing such an over-parodied figure. The final shot is pure Trump, to an unnerving degree. Jeremy Strong is excellent, he really should have been in the Oscar conversation more (and if they were harsher on category fraud he might well have been taking it.) His eyes are so demented, from the first Kubrik stare he delivers to…
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Saw 3D 2010
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Why did they kill babyboy Gibson, the only good person in this franchise and certified DILF? Last 20 minutes is a banger (thank you Lawrence) but this one... woof...
I choose to believe pouty king Hoffman is alive
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