jazz

jazz

I hate Kubrick & Luhrmann and most A24 horrors

Favorite films

  • The Deer Hunter
  • Mystery Train
  • Death Proof
  • St. Elmo's Fire

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  • Death Proof

    ★★★★★

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Blink Twice

    ★★½

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  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★★

    God I love this film

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★

    Inside Llewyn Davis is a film about a struggling folk musician, but it often feels like it’s struggling to be about anything at all. We follow Llewyn (hate how the Americans pronounce it), a moody, self-sabotaging singer drifting through a week of bad luck and cold weather in 1961 New York. He couch surfs, loses a cat, and watches his music career stall. And that’s… kind of it.

    The film certainly looks beautiful, with melancholy blues and greys perfectly capturing…

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ½

    Another film to add to the ever growing list of reasons why I hate Kubrick. This is definitely one of those films an arrogant film student would use to corner me and mansplain in a smoking shelter.

    If you’re looking for a reason to end it all, this is not the film. By the time you get to a scene that is slightly more entertaining than watching paint dry, you will actually just die of old age.

    It’s just a…

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★

    The only sinister thing about this was the pungent smell coming from the girl two seats down who decided to get her grotty little hooves out halfway through the film. 

    But in other news, Longlegs has a cute bedroom!!!

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