Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Aug 2023

  What a delight. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is to other people what this is to me. Thank you to Seth Rogen for keeping the story simple, funny, and actually revolving around teenagers. The best animated movie I’ve seen in a long time. Of course, Mondo Gecko is our favorite slimy and huggy mutant.

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  Shortcomings 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Aug 2023

  I fucking loved this movie. Randall hit it out of the Park on his directorial debut. Had some Modern Romance, Annie Hall, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall mixed in there. Sherry Cola is my mvp of 2023 so far. My new number one movie on the year for now.

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Had no idea this was Soderbergh until the credits started rolling, but it makes so much sense now. Although it doesn’t have a ton of flash, the dialogue and all of the performances are sharp. Especially Tom Burke aka PRAETORIAN JACK!

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This didn’t add anything new to the genre, but it at least had a decent payoff and few funny things peppered in.

Popular reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Wow they blew a fuck ton of money on this when they could’ve pumped out like 800 Napoleon Dynamite’s instead.

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  The Retirement Plan 2023

  ★½ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  Didn’t know The CW was doing theatrical releases now.