Cine-illiterate

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I have the same birthday as letterboxd.

Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Parasite
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Challengers

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  • The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★

  • Versus: Radiant Black vs. Blaze

  • The Old Knight

  • The Seed of the Sacred Fig

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    My initial reaction to the film was thinking I had witnessed something incredible, then I learned of its use of AI. The Brutalist's success has put a nail in the coffin for architects, as thousands praise the stunning visuals of the buildings, thousands shall loose their jobs. If this film wins best actor, best actress, best picture, what other professions will suffer?

    In their pursuit of perfection, the filmmakers chose convience over creativity. What once seemed like a phenomenal film,…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★

    When I saw this in the cinema I screamed "no" when the 'to be continued' card came on the screen. I was 10 at the time. The same perpetual age as Bart. Nearly eighteen years later the Simpsons continues, its characters never aging, rarely progressing. However, when I see Marge running around trying to stop Bart from drinking whiskey, or Bart and Lisa fighting, and Bart struggle with his relationship to Homer, I can't help but feel so much has…

  • Versus: Radiant Black vs. Blaze

    Versus: Radiant Black vs. Blaze

    One day soon, this will be massive.

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  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    ★★★★★

    Im in lesbians with this.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Second viewing, essential and absolutely phenomenal. I honestly can't imagine a more perfect film for Bong Joon-ho to enter the 2020s with. It tackles our existential fears of a future that is promised to us by the Kenneth Marshals of the world and delivers it to the screen with accurate levels of incompetence and idiocy.

    I know this film is on track to sadly 'bomb' at the box office, yet I am not surprised for the greatest sci-fi films made…