Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jul 2023

  she be oppen on my heimer till i explode

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  Venom 2018

  Watched 17 Nov 2018

  i’ve been waiting for this movie my entire life. this is quite possibly... no. it IS the funniest movie i’ve ever seen. i laughed at every scene until my sides hurt. i’m sure everyone in the theater thought i was a complete idiot. i am. i don’t care. a movie like this only comes along once in a lifetime. 

  i’m absolutely speechless

  this movie defies genres. it’s an action movie. it’s a romantic comedy that involves venom and brock fucking…

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  not entirely sure how this got made or who this is for but another bong hit. love how he fully embraces the absurdity of our times. need to see ruffalo’s blooper reel asap

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  one of like four (4) movies that chris evans decides to be good in. ed harris jump scare 

  almost lost my lunch at the protein block how it’s made

Popular reviews

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  Piglet's Big Movie 2003

  Watched 17 Jul 2019 1

  alright listen here: this is the most emotional rollercoaster of a movie you’ll ever watch in your entire life.

  this is the first movie that made me cry. i watched this yesterday and was balling by the third minute. piglet loosing his friends, and his entire scrapbook full of his precious memories all in one day? yeah, prepare to make niagra falls blush. weeping is an understatement ladies and gentlemen. 

  i cannot bring myself to give this film a rating,…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  generational. denis cements himself onto the 21st century filmmaker Mount Rushmore. this that shit baby C’MON