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The Substance 2024
Kinda like Dune 2 except instead of a blue juice that makes you worse, it’s a green juice that makes you hot and then worse.
This movie got me thinking about ego, our meat suits. Everything in society is designed to destroy your empathy and awareness because if you suddenly understood all the suffering and your interconnectedness you'd fall to your knees and grieve instead of developing a grating sense of humor and fighting each other and buying shit you don’t need. “You are one”…and we forget that
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Empire of Light 2022
God this movie sucked. It took 2+ hours to say what the Nicole Kidman AMC ad says, much more iconically and coherently, in 60 seconds.
Getting kinda tired of love letters to cinema. Someone try hate mail. Do a Tarantino-esque revenge flick where the protagonist kills Damien Chazelle for making La La Land, which years earlier inspired them to abandon their career track and move to Hollywood only to end up stuck with a soul sucking server job.
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Unstoppable 2010
I completely forgot about the restraining order subplot and Chris Pine dropping a Tommy Wiseau "I did not hit her" when asked about it. And the scenes shot at Hooters. Cinema, obviously.
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020
A movie is not merely the image on the screen and the sound from the speakers. It is the translation of all this by the brain. It is your suspension of disbelief. It is how much you relate to the main character. It is your prediction of what’s going to happen next, or your surprise when the story defies your expectations. It is your envy of the filmmaker. It is you having to pee. It is your phone vibrating in…
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