Favorite films

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  Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  Is this one of the greatest movies of all time?

  Was Marion Ravenwood one of my first on-screen crushes?

  Was this an allegory for the impending horrors of the nuclear age and Operation Paperclip?

  When Marion offers to take out Indy for a drink in Washington, do you think they would’ve vibed with The Wonderland Ballroom?

  These are the questions the people want to know.

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  The Lorax 2012

  ★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025 1

  Not great. Used grok 15 times to retaliate against the movie.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  FINALLY

  What a screenplay, holy shit. Amazing directing. Why’d I take so long to see this??

  White Plains mentioned!!! I’ll be annoying my cousins up there for Christmas saying “oh wow this kinda reminds me of Challengers” every 20 minutes.

  This all happened to me back in the day when I used to fence.

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  On the 12th Date of Christmas 2020

  ★ Watched 12 Dec 2024 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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