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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
the ships in the last scene were procedurally generated by overworked ILM employees, smashing existing star wars models together to meet an unrealistic deadline with no creative passion. Pretty much like this entire film
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Bionicle: The Legend Reborn 2009
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
aaaand bionicle is back to the road trip toy commercial movie formula again, but this time with christian faber's massive plot twist they kept secret for 8 years: bionicle was just a bunch of smaller robots inside a massive robot this whole time
kinda sad that the most cosmically significant piece of bionicle lore since the primitive spiritual leader turaga in 01-03 actually being former toa rebelling against a futuristic dystopian city controlled by someone who planned to kill god got such a mid film adaptationTranslated from by
