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Favorite films

  • Dune
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Memories of Murder

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  • The Professor and the Madman

    ★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★★

  • Wings of Desire

    ½

  • Perfect Days

    ★★★★½

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  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★½

    BONJOURNO 🗣️ 

    I frick with this on extra terrestrial levels 👽 I think it’s epic and it’s fricking hecking funny. I flipping love Brad pitts accent it’s funny as flip. I think señor Tarantino cooked here.

  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★★★

    THIS IS CINEMA RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

    Something happens to me when I see transformers transform I just think to myself heh heck yeah and I let out a RAAAAAAAH with all my might. So many epic scenes in this but the overall plot and characters are mid as flip. BUT I DONT CARE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🦅 CAAAW CAAAAW WHAT THE FLIP IS A KILOMETRE RAAAAAH

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  • The Professor and the Madman

    The Professor and the Madman

    ★★★

    I thought this was nice. I liked Mel Gibson and his character a lot and his drive. I really liked the parts where they were talking about language and the construction of the dictionary but I didn’t really like the mad man stuff. I wish it was more focused on da dictionary stuff.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    I love this so much

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    I liked the second half a lot (there was less British people)

  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    ★★★½

    I thought this was fun. I wish they busted more ghosts and some of the busting wasn’t even of ghosts and in my head I was like what da scallop?! I thought some of the jokes were pretty funny and I love bill murray. Also I think the practical effects for this are so epic! There was like 10 seconds of a cgi dog which was poop but everything else effects wise was epic. Also bible mentioned?! Rahhh. I also liked marshmallow man.

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