Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spaceman 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Very monotone, very uniquely purple, and very different. Some interesting dialogue and visuals (not what Im used to seeing adam sandler in) but overall the highlight of this movie was the spider

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  The Human Centipede (First Sequence) 2009

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Regretting my life choices rn.

Popular reviews

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  Once Upon a Studio 2023

  ½ Watched 16 Oct 2023

  "To think of all the wonderful artists!" they say as they're trying to replace everything with AI.

  I really just hate Disney, and I'm not saying I don't like most of their films. Because most if not all of them are good. But this just feels like corporate slop. They even had the nerve to reuse Bobby Driscoll's voice.

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  Disguise 2023

  ★½ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  It was a cool first half, and then it all just fell apart. Also why would you make the main reveal the thumbnail? Kinda ruins the surprise.