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Favorite films

  • Seconds
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • The Passenger
  • Fireworks

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  • Six She's and a He

  • The Red Light Bandit

  • Lisa, Lisa

    ★★★★

  • Drop

    ★★★

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  • High Forces

    High Forces

    ★★½

    objectively terrible, cheaply melodramatic, maniacally-shot-and-edited Die Hard plane thriller with an absolutely over-the-top insane last third that’s almost worth fighting through a migraine for. Andy Lau in his Liam Neeson-Collet-Serra era. seriously just go watch Kill (2023) or something instead

  • Furious

    Furious

    ★★★★★

    watched while sick in bed, nose congested, runny. a religious experience. far-out quasi-avant outsider martial arts on an astral plane, governed not by rules of cinema but wild-west scriptless spontaneity of accidental budget-strapped filmmakers. co-director Tom Sartori’s nearly-hour-long interview on Visual Vengeance’s Blu-ray went down a treat after.

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    how did the sharks get in there

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    ★★★★

    my dumb ass googling to see if this was a true story like Tár