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  Something Wild 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  all eyez on me

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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  I wish that monkey had killed me in the theater, Jesus Christ

Popular reviews

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  Handling the Undead 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2024 1

  Un-fucking-real.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2024

  I’m going to say what I’m going to say below because this could have been an easy five stars.
  
  
  ~But~

  
  First impression — Where were the stakes? 

  
  Whenever threat was introduced, it was either quashed without any lingering prospect of future consequences or impending failure, usurped for the sake of plot progression at the hands of source material confines, or was merely revealed to be an illusion of power (the Emperor, for one, a woefully miscast Walken). 

  The third act…

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