Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Sword and the Dragon 1956

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Like if Cecil B. DeMille directed an unironic Team Mother Russia: World Police

  Feels like this thing might also be Song of the South levels of racist but in a weird 1950s Soviet Russia kind of way that I don't fully understand and I'm making the very brave decision to not look into it.

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Fun! And a lot funnier than I expected. Very pleasantly surprised! Like if Ready or Not was about a unicorn and also Paul Rudd was in it and also Noho Hank. If A24 wanted to switch up their brand and only do high-concept mid-budget genre comedies from here on out I wouldn't mind.

Popular reviews

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  What the #$*! Do We (K)now!? 2004

  ½ Added

  My high school science teacher made us watch this on a half day after showing us the Thriller music video and an old home movie of his junior prom

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  Tammy and the T-Rex 1994

  Watched 12 Mar 2023 3

  An achievement in dadaist-foley work