Justin Hailer

Justin Hailer Pro

He/Him

all review scores are opinion free, factually based (I have a communications degree)

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • True Stories
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Do the Right Thing

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  • The Beguiled

    ★★★

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★★

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★½

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★

    There will never be anyone else like him

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★½

    You couldn’t use a better medium to make a point about the beauty of doing things by hand

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  • Runaway Christmas Bride

    Runaway Christmas Bride

    ½

    There is truly not one single thing about this movie that’s good, I loved it

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    Why did they make this?  Was the idea to make money from people wanting to watch it? 

    You can tell from the opening shot where the main villain opens his mouth to talk and his voice starts a full second afterwards in a clearly different audio quality than the other character in the scene that it’s gonna be good.

    It’s kinda shot like a Michael Bay movie which is appropriate because the most action you see is Dakota Johnson driving an ambulance. The editing feels like it’s doing psychic damage.  Some incredible dialogue as well.  

    Highly recommend you go see it