Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Rules of Attraction 2002

  ½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Hated it! Had a nice time at Justine & Parker’s tho 🙃

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  A Swedish Love Story 1970

  Watched 14 Jan 2025 2

  I remember watching Shyness by Thieves Like Us in high school and I think the footage works better for a music video than a feature length film. Maybe this is just because I was a late-bloomer (lol) but these children are too young to be kissing each other and it creeps me out!!

Popular reviews

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  Miracles: The Canton Godfather 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2022 3

  I had a big revelation tonight and that’s that I need more kung fu flix in my life. I was giggling like a moron during the action scenes.. how is Jackie Chan a real person?! Those stunts!!

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★ Added

  This is the horniest horror movie I've ever seen. Wish Keanu was Dracula.

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