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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  Lazy writing plagues this film.

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Aug 2024

  On this episode of That 70s Show… Eric, Hyde, Kelso and Fez decide to write a Godzilla movie script together in Red’s basement.

Popular reviews

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2023 2

  I have read about this film since I was in college, but for some reason I never got to watch it before, knowing that the work of Dario Argento is legendary. I know…. Shameful. 

  I think the best way to describe this movie is like one of those chocolate cakes with all those delicious layers to them. Yes. I am comparing Suspiria to cake… and I must. Because the camera work, the lighting, the color, the cinematography, the writing, the…

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  Ape vs Mecha Ape 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Jul 2023

  My son wanted to see this to laugh at the battle between the Ape and the Mecha Ape. If I had been successful at gouging my eyes out because of the atrocious camera work, I would have given it a full star.

  The writing… the acting… oh the humanity. I know, I know…. What should I expect from this, right?

  Oh… one more thing… how desperate is Tom Arnold for appearing in this?

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