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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  what happens when a high schooler’s script gets the best cinematographer, and visual effects money can buy? u almost get a whole movie, but ultimately it becomes laugh out loud funny and has one of the stupidest last 30 mins u’ll ever see lol
  demi goated tho

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  Red One 2024

  ★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  the rock aka box office poison pulled up and decided to mumble every line and be devoid of personality, chris pine clearly nodding off on fent, nick kroll shows up to touch some kids on set then dips.
   if u ever wanted santa to live in avengers tower have i got the darkest movie ever shot on an iphone for you.

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2022

  This is the perfect bad movie where nearly every scene is laugh out loud stupid in a new way and there’s no fat.
  y’all dumb mfrs love venom when it’s as bad as this, boring, and feels 4 hrs long.
   tyrese and al madrigal seem to appear out of thin air and don’t know why there there.
   jared leto has 25 years to learn how to use crutches and then we cut to him stumbling around on them with his…

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2021

  Every snyder stan equates screen time to character development because they’re stupid. they love to have this narrative of Zack somehow being the underdog like he didn’t run the dceu into the ground for two movies before this. suprise surprise this movie is everything bad about snyder mixed with xbox 360 graphics and “laugh out loud every time she speaks” gadot delivering exposition dumps. 
  If you liked this movie, you’re not fit to review another film.

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