jelqmaster

jelqmaster

yes i really do like seth rogen 
more than the average bear

Favorite films

  • Blade
  • Hellboy
  • The Interview
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★

  • Candyman

    ★★★

  • Candyman

    ★★★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★

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  • The Santa Clause

    The Santa Clause

    ★★★★★

    rivals the godfather

  • American Mary

    American Mary

    ★★★★

    why didnt she give that fucked up guy breast implants !!!! one star penalty

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  • Sherlock: A Study in Pink (Unaired Pilot)

    Sherlock: A Study in Pink (Unaired Pilot)

    ★★★★

    its really weird to watch a sherlock episode without all the extra dialogue and editing (especially the little words showing sherlocks line of thinking) but the characterization they are able to get across in this shortened format is really rewarding- the jokes still land and the plot is still easy to follow- overall it's A Win

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★

    jenna ortega would be out of a job if quirky "goth" girls who hate their parents didnt exist