Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Starship Troopers 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Aged like fine wine

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Yeah if I could choose one person to print over and over I’d also probably choose Robert Pattinson

Popular reviews

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  I actually wish this was 2 movies. The acting - phenomenal, the story - intriguing, the pacing - we need to talk about it.

  Working title: part 1 - the ballad of songbirds. Part 2 - the ballad of snakes. Pay me please

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★½ Watched 08 Jan 2022

  There’s a saying…. awful taste but great execution. Yeah. 

  Holy fuck, I was uncomfortable.  Everything was well done and the actors nailed it, but that was the worst experience of my life since unsuccessfully trying to enjoy the lodge for 1 hour and 48 minutes.

  Am I supposed to laugh along with the tasteless 10-year-old-playing-Xbox-humor racism because “it’s the 70s”? Am I too well adjusted to think that relationships shouldn’t be built on hurting each other until you break? Oh…