Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Sauntered out the theater like Logan Roy hopped outta that helicopter after closing the Pierce deal: “THAT’S GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT”

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  “My knees are on fire. You could cook a rack of ribs on these fucking things. It’s worth it though…”

  Felt this movie in my chest. Rec sports looks silly on the surface but it’s the only activity keeping some people’s lives intact, keeping them sane from the monotony of existence…

Recent reviews

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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  He just needed a Coretta in his life

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Allegedly a kids movie but all the female characters were drawn with porno proportions. Funny shit otherwise tho

Popular reviews

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  The Binge 2020

  ★ Watched 28 Aug 2020 1

  Yeah lemme put on that hazmat suit and go see Tenet

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ★★½ Watched 17 Jun 2023

  The only way to save your neighborhood from the gentrifiers is by pulling a Licorice Pizza