Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 May 2024 2

  This movie did things to me man. Made me remember my middle school French teacher Madame Gumbert.

  So to Madame Gumbert, Tu me manques et je suis légal maintenant.

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  The Inheritance 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2024 2

  I’ve seen porn with better acting

Recent reviews

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  End of Watch 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I’m man enough to say a few (a ton) tears were shed during this

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  Candyman 2021

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  The bees were scarier than Candyman

Popular reviews

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  Twins 1988

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2023

  Seeing Arnold smile had me geeking the whole movie

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  Zoolander 2 2016

  ★ Watched 11 Dec 2022

  I really enjoyed how stupid and horrible this movie was