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  Saltburn 2023

  ★ Watched 08 Jan 2024

  Wtf was this like honestly what even was it I just don't get what it even was like why was it even on and what was it doing there I don't really get it but I also don't want to get it plus the Jerma scenes were so few and far between it's like I didn't even see them in the movie even though they were clearly in the trailer but fine maybe saltburn 2 will have him in it more and he'll take back his streamer mansion from the stinky british

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  Klaus 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2023

  Yo this movie so good it has a lot of feely feelings and reminds me a lot of emperor's new groove which is already a movie for real OGs you definitely gotta watch it but it's weird that they said that Jerma was gonna be playing Klaus from the trailer but I guess he lost the role after he tried to eat the director which I guess is understandable this time but it better not happen again ok?

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  Saving Christmas 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023 1

  Really just a pure piece of garbage, instead of putting the the Christ back in Christmas they should've put Jerma985 in Christmas. I wouldn't mind unwrapping that present under the tree in the morning if you know what I mean? Sneaking down around midnight and catching him sneaking some milk and cookies into his beautiful mouth, gods that would make me believe in Christ if you ask me.
  The slow motion dance scene at the end of the movie lasted a bit too long though, 4/5 stars

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