Crim Cramburly-Jones

Crim Cramburly-Jones

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Favorite films

  • Wild Strawberries
  • The Wicker Man
  • Weekend
  • Daisies

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  • Tampopo

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★½

  • The Room Next Door

    ★★★½

  • The Killer

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  • Tampopo

    Tampopo

    ★★★★★

    Watched when I had a cold.

     So very lovely. Fucking, food, fun with friends.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★½

    Liked the first third, all the surreal shit. Too bad it became like an errand-adventure movie. 

    Also, if vampiring someone is sexual, then when boys get vampired by nosferatu it’s gay and I’m tired of pretending that’s not true.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    Great! What fun! Very sexy! Correctly, it takes the unevenness of the sexual relation, that we are never ‘on the same page’, and makes this discrepancy produce pleasure. We only ever come together (so to speak), non-simultaneously. We meet where we diverge: the game presupposes that the ball is in one court and not another’s. 

    This is the best movie about heterosexuality in a while.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    This movie made me very angry. A shock-value film for virgins, for whom depictions of sex can only elicit nervous laughter. Saltburn is sexually regressive. it feels like a puritan’s attempt to be to be erotic: ultimately what is demonstrated is a disdain for what is human in the perverse (which is exactly what can make perversion so compelling!). It’s not interesting or even transgressive to attribute all kinds of ‘weirdo’ sexuality to a character who is otherwise written incoherently—in…

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