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Recent reviews

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  Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie 2012

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  My dad told me this is the coolest movie ever. You think you know more than my dad? Don't fucking watch then.

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  National Security 2003

  ★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  I miss the 2000s where every woman is essentially a prop with tits. Presentism aside, this movie is laughably bad which makes it kind of fun. Steve Zahn's buzzed forehead steals the show for example, looking like Bart Simpson.

Popular reviews

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  Dark Tide 2012

  ½ Watched 07 Apr 2019

  Woof.

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  XX 2017

  ½ Watched 28 Jul 2018

  STOP! DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

  I believe there's a conspiracy put together by male directors in Hollywood to showcase 4 of the absolutely shittiest "horror" shorts in an attempt to discredit female directors. The first three shorts get 0 stars for being completely unintelligible garbage. The last short is a story... but that's as far as it goes. These were not full-fleshed ideas, but more like a dream you think is logical while it's occurring then wake up to…

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