Do you know how severely you’re failing on a basic functional level for ME to give a Tolkien adaption this low of a score?
I gave a The Hobbit Battle of Five Armies THREE stars and yes I KNOW it’s a half star at best.
Rings of Power may have bad writing but at least it has interesting characters?
Small epiphany, I think The Polar Express is the “Russell Crowe as Javert” of Christmas Movies.
To everyone I would say this: Sure both are objective technical failures, but you don’t have to be a dick about it.
Never have I felt so seen by someone I just met.
- Reading Books
- Office printers
- Basketball
- Healthcare
- Reversible Belts
- Kids
- Popeye’s
- Juice
All of these subjects and more he read me right off the page!
Very funny and surprisingly clean for the most part. 9/10 recommend!
Big bonus points for making Amanda laugh a lot and actually want watch the whole special.
Stand Up Comedy ranked
Charlie: I’d like to buy a Christmas gift for a girl I like, maybe a pair of gloves, how much are they?
Cashier: WA WA WA
Charlie: $25?!?!?!...I don’t have that much, can I buy just the thumb?
🤣🤪☠️🎄
