jesse_33

jesse_33

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

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  • Nope

    ★★★

  • The Other Guys

    ★★★½

  • The Big Short

    ★★★★

  • The Bourne Identity

    ★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    The Substance can best be described as... a runaway freight train, barreling ahead at hundreds of miles per hour and crashing through the barriers at the end of the line (resulting in the last 30 minutes of the movie).

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ★★½

    Stunning visuals. This film nails the aesthetics and really had the potential to be a great sci-fi.

    But man, the writing is so chaotic. Genuinely feels like it was written by 50 different people. For every beautiful visual there is a plot hole or clunky bit of exposition that awkwardly drags the story on to its next contrivance.

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    A bit flawed and unbalanced, but still, skin-crawlingly good. Maika Monroe's performance is clinical and Nicolas Cage delivers an absolute masterclass.

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