Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bound 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  yeah i think im gonna watch this one again every day for the rest of my life. need a girlfriend who gets in fights and picks locks. need the lockpick earrings.

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  The Warriors 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  muscle heaven with a side of fancy dress

Popular reviews

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  Inherent Vice 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024 2

  josh brolin eating a fudgesicle rly made this for me

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  predictable horror movie scares the shit out of delicate local girl. thankfully instead of getting throatfucked by a facehugger i had a VIVID dream about starbucks chocolate chip banana bread (don’t think that exists). woke up and the first thing i see? a starbucks ad.