Jessie

Jessie

Competitive road cyclist & film lover

I'm a reader, not a writer

Favorite films

  • Amélie
  • Predator
  • They Live
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  • As Above, So Below

    ★★★★★

  • As Above, So Below

    ★★★★★

  • 1917

    ★★★★★

  • Uncut Gems

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  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below

    ★★★★★

    Watching this alone in the dark it was actually really creepy

    A really cool interesting blend of National Treasure, Indiana Jones, Cloverfield and Harry Potter?? I normally dont like movies filmed like this but this is the exception. Really loved the mirroring of Dante's Inferno and the fact that this had a deeper plot than just 'they went in scary dark place and screamed and ran a lot'

    5 stars cause i 10/10 enjoyed this

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    If I could describe this film in one word it would be: headache

    I've never had so much anxiety watching a film before

    Seriously wtf did I watch

    The first half was almost unwatchable, the second half was slightly more tolerable

    An extra half star for featuring The Weeknd and Kevin Garnett

    Overall trash

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  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★★

    Sacha Baron Cohen has created one of the most offensive comedies ever. Absolutely disgusting and crass, depicting Americans to be largely ignorant. Americans! Citizens of the best country in the world! Outrageous. A total racist, sexist mess, that should not be watched by anyone.







    ...NOT!!!

  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★★★

    Just goes to show, with the right teacher it only takes two months of training to win a karate tournament