jessiphia

jessiphia

I'm just a dumb gay cat girl, who cares what I think?

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  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life

    ★★★★

  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

    ★★★

  • Wild Wild West

    ★★★★★

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★½

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  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life

    Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life

    ★★★★

    The way I have NEVER seen a third act bag fumble like Terry's. What do you MEAN you want to sell the deadly virus??? Girl, you could be dating LARA CROFT!!! You don't even need the money, have you seen her house????? Like be SO fr.

    All I know is that Alex "peg champ" West would have NEVER.

  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

    Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

    ★★★

    I got to see Angelina Jolie side boob AND Daniel Craig dick shadow in the same hour. Now THAT'S what I call gender equality!

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ½

    I literally made a letterboxd after months of putting it off so that I could give this movie a half star.

    Like?????? What did I just watch??????? Why does everyone like it???? Am I just stupid?????

  • Penelope

    Penelope

    ★★★★

    Listen it's not groundbreaking but at 14 it was revolutionary.

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