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  • Nosferatu

    ★★

  • The Substance

  • A Different Man

    ★★★½

  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★

    Tepid, overlong, rarely attempts anything truly visceral or unexpected. Everything in the lead up to Thomas meeting Orlok has a real ominous weight and atmosphere. As soon as that threat becomes a real presence though, all of that dissipates -- from that point on, you know what the movie will be while it meanders to an end, and it never defies that. It's all just too damn disciplined to ever feel dangerous.

  • Hit Man

    Hit Man

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ½

    Every single joke in this feels like it had a past life as a 4 note Tumblr post. Desperately unfunny and charmless.

  • B-Roads

    B-Roads

    The only time Graham Coxon appears in a The Great Escape documentary is so he can talk about his favorite brand of socks