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  Splendor 1999

  Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Holy moly moly moly moly holy I never thought I’d see a late 90s young adult ethical non-monogamous romcom

  I’ve never audibly laughed at a movie so much on my own in my bedroom until I heard “well bjork has a kid”

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  Wicked 2024

  Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Gave me flashbacks to my grade whatever musical theatre exam. I owe my distinction to “I’m not that girl”. You were a true inspiration for musical theatre turned SoundCloud emo girls everywhere.

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  My Own Private River 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2016

  Somehow I found myself crying over River walking through a supermarket.

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  Challengers 2024

  Watched 13 May 2024

  boo monogamy, kiss already pt.2

  New favourite sub genre unlocked: throuples that make me squirm like a pathetic worm. Thank you kissing booth for walking on your tiny little feet so that challengers could run at me with full force.

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