Danielbobaniel

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Psychologist.
Chef.
Interviewer.
Lover of Kaiju.
Husband.
Top 4 are randomized regularly.
I only rate feature films.

Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • Nosferatu
  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire
  • Look Back

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  • The Stepfather

    ★★★

  • Re-Animator

    ★★★½

  • Children of the Sea

    ★★★½

  • Monster SeaFood Wars

    ★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Possession, paranoia, damnation, lust.

    Nosferatu is a master class in filmmaking that provides scares and dread that seeps through the screen. Eggers once again proves that he has an insane understanding of language and dialect, with all three of his previous films having drastically different language that are appropriate to the time they are set in.

    It's also clear that he uses this tactic to develop the language that he writes with in order to absorb the audience into his…

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★★½

    After putting this off for so long because of some rather polarizing takes and tempered expectations, I'm happy to report that Civil War worked quite well for me. I don't really have that much to say about it but the movie doesn't have that much to say either...and that's okay! I genuinely feel sorry for folks who went in and were let down but I honestly don't see the problems that I've seen people cite in a lot of reviews.…

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  • Monster SeaFood Wars

    Monster SeaFood Wars

    ★★★½

    If Jiro dreams of sushi, do you think this is one of his fever dream nightmares?

  • American Movie

    American Movie

    ★★★★½

    A harsh reality of life is that not everyone's dreams can come true...but the beauty of life is that everyone has the chance to try.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    BEST FUCKING PICTURE WINNER
    GOD DAMN PARASITE MOTHER FUCKER
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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★★

    "Then what the hell did we do any of this for?"
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    "I love her."


    Before I get into how and why Pig had such a powerful effect on me I want to talk about food for a bit, if that's alright with you all. Throughout most of my working life, my hands have been involved in the restaurant business. I've done everything you could think of. From host to head chef, I have had a rather...complex relationship…