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Buster & Chauncey's Silent Night 1998
Two gay mice assist an orphan in exposing sophisticated con artists who plan to steal the crown jewels. I live, praise Jesus.
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L.I.E. 2001
"How would you feel if I got some guy to replace you?"
Hi, hello, I'm of two minds about this movie and the criticism it receives.
Mind 1: The acting is lit as fuck, which is why I'm giving it five stars. Howie and his mom on the bridge? Oh, it was over with.
Mind 2: If you're disgusted by Big John as a character (and let that disgust influence your rating, whether it was high or low), then congratulations,…
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Fall From Grace 1990
You can put down "Bernadette Peters tickling Kevin Spacey" on the list of things I never thought I'd see.
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