How to get a wife as a ginger (based upon this film)
[ ] Good etiquette
[ ] Guilt trip her
[ ] Steal girl from another guy while they're dancing
[ ] In a housing making competition, start a fight with said girl's dates
[ ] Read Plutarch
[ ] LAST RESORT: Steal and kidnap her!! (Can use cat noises to coax them outside)
[ ] But don't worry, give it 5 months and they'll come around!!
[ ] And there ya go, you have a wife!!