Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  2nd best movie ever? Maybe…

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Best movie ever? Maybe…

Popular reviews

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  Presumed Innocent 1990

  ★ Watched 23 Jan 2021

  Heinously misogynistic. Casually racist. So inherently offensive in every possible front that it should, frankly, be studied. By the end it strives for a complex moral quagmire, but so vicious in its need to be narratively twisted that it abandons a more intriguing moral quagmire in the process.

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  Better Man 2024

  Watched 13 Jan 2025

  “I’ve been called narcissistic…punchable…a shit-eating twat…” Holy shit, this movie is about me. 

  It me. I’m the dancing monkey. 

  (I’ll forgive them for not playing Millennium in the movie, I guess…)