Jake Garrett

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I don't proofread any of my reviews until hours, sometimes days after posting.

Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Ikiru
  • A Brighter Summer Day
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

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  • Challengers

    ★★★

  • Breathless

    ★★★★

  • Mirror

    ★★★★½

  • Hiroshima Mon Amour

    ★★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★½

    So I watched this film a week ago while I was back home for Winter Break and after sitting on it for a week I can confidently say that I really don’t like it. When I first heard that there would be a sequel to Gladiator, I didn’t really care. I don’t hate Gladiator but I don’t particularly like it either, I just think it’s kind of fine. But when more names started getting announced I couldn’t help but get…

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★½

    Despite the supernatural premise, Bones and All manages to be the single most profoundly human experience I've seen from this year. Maren and Lee's journey is packed to the brim with statements about what it is to be human. I walked out of the theater with the feeling that I understood myself better than I did beforehand. Chalamet and Russell give truly inspiring performances. It is this relationship at the heart of the film that takes it over and consumes…

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  • Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

    Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    The Menu is a shockingly fun and wild ride. There's never a boring moment. My admiration for Ralph Fiennes grows with every new performance. Seems like a film that will continue to be fun on rewatches.

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★

    My Neighbor Totoro was all that I could ask for out of my first studio Ghibli film. Beautiful and imaginative, this is such a simple yet wonderful story about childhood. Totoro is certainly a new favorite character of mine. The animation was gorgeous. I cannot wait to check out more studio Ghibli films.