[squelching wetly]
My top four are the first time watches that I have most recently given ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
What is it going to take to get Edward Norton his god damn Oscar? Blood? You want my blood, Academy? Do you? Fucking take it. This is ridiculous.
I think I need to resign myself to the fact that I don’t like werewolf movies. The idea of a man turning into a wolf is so uninteresting to me. I don’t understand why we latched on to that particular animal. Why not an octopus or a pigeon? That seems equally plausible.
When did it become hipster rom com 101 to make the main character as deeply unlikable as possible? Generally speaking, I liked most of the people in this movie but Justin Long is so frustratingly awful that it drags the entire thing down. First, he lies during the entire thing to get the girl he wants then, when he gets her, he turns into a whiny little bitch and resents her for liking a different version of him than the…