Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Perfectly horrifying. Impeccably disgusting. Slow and horrendous and sickening.

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  Aliens 1986

  ★½ Rewatched 27 Oct 2024 1

  Second watch, still no good.
  Feels like dumbass sci-fi war film.
  Forklift with legs stronger than queen xenomorph.
  You know exactly who's going to die based on the conversation in the canteen when they all come out of cryonap.

Popular reviews

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  Hoard 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  The fourth wall is a mirror, and I've been reduced to shambles by my own reflection

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  Love 2015

  ★★½ Added 1

  Horny as fuck but kinda meh.
  In summary a well shot porno with a saddening storyline and okay acting.
  Turned it off once i'd spiffed.