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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 14 Oct 2024

  I love that this got funding

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  Watched 30 Aug 2024 2

  2nd best Alien film

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  Safe 1995

  ★½ Watched 05 Nov 2021 1

  An excruciating watch, nearly clawed my eyeballs out by the end I was so bored

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  Transporter 3 2008

  ★ Watched 25 Aug 2021 1

  Bad film. I don’t understand when you have such  good foundations of Jason Statham and a fun vibe and tone found in The Transporter series you would just  go and make a bland ass action movie, with no elements that make the first films fun. 
  Possibly the worst edited film I’ve ever seen. 
  Only redeeming quality was when my boy Jason was sinking to the bottom of a river in his car, he got two bags from the boot and…

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