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  Grave of the Fireflies 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Me when my name is Nathan Caine (like jack quaid) like novocaine) (like ray nicholson) (like the CEO of sex) and I’m a lil bit of a silly guy and I game heavy and I’m a lil bit quirky but still I’m hot asf and can do some hot sexy boning but aw mannnn that boning got me into some baddd business !! Now I’m driving these cops cars and running away from the lady from unfriended 2 and motherfuckin…

Popular reviews

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  April 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Sep 2024

  Fuck

  An entirely unpleasant and stressful viewing; a surrealist prologue is the only introduction you get before you’re violently thrown into the world of these characters. And fuck is it ever a cruel one, overflowing with 10-15 minute takes that (quite often) feature characters staring directly into the camera lens, further unravelling any mental protection you could’ve walked into this movie with. It’s almost as if at any moment, one of them would say: “you’re seeing this, right? Please tell…

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  V/H/S/Beyond 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  "If that was a text message, I'd heart AND exclaim it!"

  What a satisfying revival of the original two films' core mantras, not to mention brisk as hell and the most consistent this franchise has been (at least in the scope of its shudder revival era). Feels like Miska and the boys acknowledged all the shortcomings of Viral's wraparound narrative - and that cutting out the connector altogether just doesn't hit in the slightest. It would be one situation if…