Jordan

Jordan

Trying to watch every movie ever made. All 3,000 of them

Favorite films

  • Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy
  • Natural Born Pranksters
  • Steve Harvey's Grand Finale
  • Electrocuting an Elephant

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  • The Navigator

    ★★★½

  • Our Hospitality

    ★★★½

  • Three Ages

    ★★★½

  • Color Scales

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  • Three Ages

    Three Ages

    ★★★½

    This is a significant movie for its early appearance of a stop motion dinosaur even predating The Lost World.

  • Color Scales

    Color Scales

    Pretty funny for an early color documentary short about tropical fish. Not very informative.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    It’s the worst Nosferatu but I enjoyed this by default simply on the basis that it’s a mainstream release Euro-style gothic vampire movie. I still don’t see the point in remaking this other than wanting to retell Stoker’s Dracula but with Count Orlok because he looks cooler. Herzog remade it because he had Klaus Kinski, a real life Nosferatu. This feels purely like a formal exercise for Eggers, wanting to experiment with some Barry Lyndon-style natural candle lighting. There are some…

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    Didn’t watch this.