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Violent Night 2022
Actually doing my 9-5 job that I get paid for: “who cares”
Deciding who should play Mrs Claus in Violent Night 2: “locked the FUCK IN”.
Who do you think should play her? Let me know in the comments section below
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Home Alone 1990
Yeah this is Home Alone all right. Good solid flick. Actually pretty strange in retrospect that John Williams did this score. Seems out of left field, but obviously adds a lot. I guess I tuned out during the church scene as a kid bc nobody was getting hit in the nuts, but now its my favorite scene in the whole movie. Maculey Culkin seems like a chill guy, he’s always hanging out with AVGN or RLM. I bet dollars to donuts he’s cool IRL….. and I don’t usually say that abt celebrities. Reserved for MC and Weird Al
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Speed Racer 2008
In the past I’ve given this movie like two stars cause its so weird but never again…. Like Speed Racer and Pops watching the 43’ WRL Grand Prix, this time something just clicked. Its obviously the most insane visuals you’ve ever seen, but that is just the crazy multicolored shell that coats the honest heart of this movie. Speed’s mom says it herself- he’s not a racer, he’s an artist, and this movie is about being an artist in the…
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Re-Animator 1985
Herbert West is what I look like to Anders. I’m his evil, strange roommate who’s always going to “the lab”, I carry around a vial of glowing green goo… the similarities are spooky. I love this movie cause I like to think that if given the budget, this is exactly the kind of movie I would make. (sans wishful thinking) This is the kind of film that has me mad that I didn’t come up with it first. It’s shot…
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