jiri_nvk

jiri_nvk

Favorite films

  • Laocoon & Sons: The Story of the Transformation of Esmeralda del Rio
  • Why Does Herr R. Run Amok?
  • Blow Up My Town
  • Be Sure to Behave

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  • Heroic Little Sisters of the Grassland

  • Nichiren and the Great Mongol Invasion

  • Magnum Begynasium Bruxellense

  • The Store

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  • Heroic Little Sisters of the Grassland

    Heroic Little Sisters of the Grassland

    The stars twinkling in the sky are many.
    But they are not as many as our commune’s sheep.
    The clouds floating in the sky are white.
    But they are not as white as our commune’s wool.
    Ah ah hoo hey.
    Ah ah hoo hey.
    They are not as white as our commune’s wool.
    Ah ah hoo hey.

    The flowers blooming on the grassland are many.
    But they are not as many as our newly built workshops.
    The deers in the…

  • Nichiren and the Great Mongol Invasion

    Nichiren and the Great Mongol Invasion

    Who are they?
    They come from Mongolia.
    They come from the north.
    From east and west,
    they gradually invade with success.
    Mongols are coming.
    Even if the Mongols come,
    I’m not afraid.
    I’m afraid.
    Orders from the Kanto region.
    Over the mountain, go forward.
    Don’t hesitate to kill the enemy.
    Attack the masts...
    get on the enemy’s ships!

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  • The Store

    The Store

    Listen, I was gonna bring you up to date on the things.
    I’ve got the tea,
    I have the fruit cakes,
    I’ll have the Irish whisky cake,
    I have the brandied peaches,
    I have the photo album.
    No cloisonne pots.
    The carafes, I have the blue and the green.
    No shoe horn.
    Well, I’am going to see if I can’t get one
    of the other stores to send ’em
    and I’ll have to get back with you on that.
    I…

  • Vertical Features Remake

    Vertical Features Remake

    (according to a book called “The Subterranean River of Cinema”) the first ever structural film is an 1800 meters long-n-straight Waldstein Alley of lime trees (in between two Bohemian towns: Jičín and Lomnice nad Popelkou) planted in 1631. reasoning substantiating the fact is as follows...

    around 1800 it was discovered that behind many epileptic seizures of ppl who travel in a carriage (driven by horses) is a coincidence that these seizures occur while passing through an alley of trees (low…

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