Could’ve been good. It wasn’t, but it could’ve been.
What even was that credits scene? 🤮
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Madame Web 2024
I didn’t realize Adam Scott was Uncle Ben until reading the cast list after watching the movie. This movie was awful
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The Return 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“Give your father the bow”
A few great moments in an otherwise slow movie. It was kind of perfect, though, and an enjoyable slow burn ratcheting up to the long awaited slaughterhouse climax… but then that fell flat 💀 The writing of Telemachus was weak and the complete lack of the gods being represented was confusing.
It’s fine though. Fiennes and Binoche slayed their performances steeped in shame and grief, respectively, and the shot through the axes was really slick. I simply had higher hopes overall.
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Kinds of Kindness 2024
One half star because it’s the lowest rating possible.
The other half star because I’m a sucker for a Pieta allegory.
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