Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Movie was cool but I couldn’t stop thinking about how the momma creeper sounded just like Variks from the prison of elders in destiny

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  An accurate representation of what it felt like when ghost and I had awoken the hive back in 2014 Cosmodrome

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  SPY x FAMILY CODE: White 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Apr 2024 1

  Anya is just like me Fr: always has to poop at the most inconvenient times

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  Critics said this was the scariest movie of the decade so I was hoping to leave the theater with a puddle of piss in my pants. I didn’t but I did leave with a crush on detective Lee Harker. 

  (Also anyone else think longlegs looked like a satanic miss piggy?)

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